Here are a few fun moments that DID NOT HAPPEN @ OUR HOUSE...
I did NOT say this in response to being asked when Bono could get out of his dog crate... "when i feel like being nice"... mind you it was after i MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT FIND an empty dirty diaper... with the poop missing and a little dog with the most guilty look and tail between his legs!
I did NOT allow Eli to use a butter knife to cut up his own food... of course not, he is only 1!
I did NOT find my sweet baby doing the following IN ORDER early Saturday morning:
step 1: clean off the fire place with paper towels and spray bottle
step 2: collect fire wood
step 3: get some news paper and crumple it up
step 4: get Daddy's long lighter and make the chh chh noise (pretending that it lights)
i did not give Eli a bowl of barley just because i needed five minutes use of both hands... then give the boy a paper towel and ask him to clean up his mess!