Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Here are a few fun moments that DID NOT HAPPEN @ OUR HOUSE...

I did NOT say this in response to being asked when Bono could get out of his dog crate... "when i feel like being nice"... mind you it was after i MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT FIND an empty dirty diaper... with the poop missing and a little dog with the most guilty look and tail between his legs!

I did NOT allow Eli to use a butter knife to cut up his own food... of course not, he is only 1!

I did NOT find my sweet baby doing the following IN ORDER early Saturday morning:
step 1: clean off the fire place with paper towels and spray bottle
step 2: collect fire wood
step 3: get some news paper and crumple it up
step 4: get Daddy's long lighter and make the chh chh noise (pretending that it lights)

i did not give Eli a bowl of barley just because i needed five minutes use of both hands... then give the boy a paper towel and ask him to clean up his mess!